Monday, August 13, 2012

Concussion Under the Pear Tree

I'm telling you! It's dangerous out there gathering pears!!!

When those hard pears hit you in the head they just about knock you out!! I swear I have a bruise on the back of my right shoulder where one got me this evening...I haven't look yet, but I KNOW that there's a bruise!! Believe me! Big Grin

Went out early the other morning to gather up what hit the ground and still had my glasses on (I wear contact lenses 99% of my waking hours)...pear hits me in the face and hits my glasses. I looked around and couldn't see out of the left lens. The lens was on the ground.

I need a hard hat and a pair of safety glasses just to gather pears! You know...a Kevlar vest might be needed...think I'll talk to one of the deputies at work. Or maybe just take the Smith & Wesson out and start target practice on those little hard devils!!!

Wednesday Bruise Update:
Well I NEVER!  I just knew that there'd be a bruise on my shoulder.  Harumphf.  No sign of being in battle with a pear tree at all!  How do you like them...pears?! ;-)

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