I thought I was going to have to do a head thump...several times.  Mama mentioned hiring someone to clean her floors.  I said, "No!  I'll be over and do them for you."  Sigh.
You will notice that I have not mentioned that four letter word that is longer than four letters...exercise...in a week or so.  Due to the quilt retreat in which my 4-Runner had a problem with a tree, then dealing with getting the 4-Runner to the body shop, and lining up a rental...I had not been to the gym but once in ten days.  I made it yesterday only to find that I've got to build back up to the 20 minutes on the elliptical.  Yesterday I made only 10 minutes on the elliptical, did the arm weight machines, and the full 20 minutes on the exercise bike.
I've decided that I will go to the gym Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday.  Tuesdays are dedicated to Mama.  Thursdays to the library and running errands.
Today was the first Tuesday.  I changed her sheets...we've got that down pat.  Then, she proceeded to tell me how to mop the floor!!     **head thump**
Here's the mop.
I can get it Mama, go sit down.
Here's the bucket.
I can get it Mama, go sit down.
Let me move that.
**head thump** No.  You go sit down.
Just put that over there.
Okay.  Go sit down.
Don't fill the bucket but half full.
**head thump** Yes, ma'am.
Did the water get hot?
Yes.
Oh.  I don't pour the cleaner in the bucket.
I do.
She went to the living room to sit down.
And continued to talk...even though I couldn't hear her.
**head thump**
And that's how it went.
Oh, and how I love her!