Imagine my horror when I looked in the mirror this morning and saw a... I saw a pimple! A PIMPLE smack dab in the center on the tip of my nose.
WHAT is this?! Am I a teenager instead of a ... instead of an... Instead of a mature woman?! Does this mean I have to relive my teen years. Oooooohhhhh! Nooooooooooooooo!
Wait a minute. Dating?! DATING!!!
Whew. Just remembered that I went husband shopping a few days ago and found one.